Meeting on Calgary Game

I called the staff in and told them I expect a win tonight. I mean, come on, it's just Calgary! They haven't won anything in ... nevermind. But we better play strong tonight or I'm going to randomly pick one of them out and screw them so bad they'll beg for a job as a locker room attendant for the Junior Jackets.

This is starting to get harder, being the Hockey Visionary of Ohio. I spend hours after hours flying around the world, scouting out talent, talking to other teams about deals, all kinds of stuff. And nobody appreciates me. I even had to cancel my appointment with the BMW salesman today just to have this friggin' meeting.