Coaching Idea

I have been resistant to any suggestions about a coaching change for my team, but I had a Vision yesterday afternoon. What the team needs is someone behind the bench who is a Visionary like me, someone who doesn't give a crap about what the fans think, what the press thinks, only about what I think. So I called Rumsfeld, but they said he was busy and could I leave a message? I said I usually don't leave messages, but I'll make an exception here. I said tell Don that I heard he might be looking for work and I have a senior-level position open on my staff. We can do a short phone interview, just a formality, and he can start Friday, November 10. (This will help with our attendance problems.) The secretary asked me if I had the wrong number and if not she was going to call the FBI, and I said don't get like that with me, Missy! Do you know who you are talking to? She said she didn't care who I am and that I should hang up now before I get into more trouble. I told her that she should watch out the next time she goes to PEI because the constabulary are all good friends of mine and I hung up.