Ken Hitchcock?

You've got to be kidding me. When I figure who put the Hitchcock buzz in McConnell's ear, I'm going to have him flown one-way to the crappiest PEI potato farm that exists and see how he likes cleaning the red dirt off his clothes. Can you see Hitchock doing one of those Channel 10 Fitness Walks? Do you think it would go longer than 100 yards?

They want Hitchock, I'll get them Hitch. If they think I'm an arrogant prick, wait until Hunter or Arace questions the way Hitch does things. They'll have to use public parking lots after they get their slashed tires replaced. Old Man McConnell will have to pay a lot of money to this guy if he wants to hire him. Philadelphia is going to want us to pay all of his salary because they can't wait to unload him. One thing for sure, having Hitchock in Columbus will increase local Hummer sales.

Look, Columbus, you need to have a Vision to build a hockey team. I have that Vision and will let you see it when the time is right. I got the NHL Draft coming in June, for crying out loud. I talk to the public on my radio show, cutting into my valuable schedule. I have patronized the local BMW dealerships and brought in the Ohio Junior Jackets. All of you PSL holders get a free ticket to every Junior Jacket home game in addition to your season tickets. I guess you don't see how much I have done for you.